And then I was Custard Powder

Oh, Remus, You're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey, Remus. Hey, Remus.
Been waiting here for years, And that took me too long.
It's hard to feel alright, when everything is wrong.
I'm telling you tonight that my feelings are still strong, Remus.
The Order of the Pheonix is a cool place to be.
but it must be out of order if doesn't have me,
and what's with Nymphadora messing with my fantasy, Remus?
Oh, Remus, what a pity you don't understand
you take me by the heart when you take me by the hand.
Oh, Remus, you're so pretty, can't you understand,
It's wolves like you, Remus,
Oh, what you do, Remus, do, Remus,
Don't break my heart, Remus.
Hey, Remus!
Last time you were here, you said you were just passing through.
So what's the point of living if I do it without you?
Got this quite up in my diaper, and I don't know what to do, Remus.
I gave you plan to prove that it's better with an elf,
so just give up this wizard crap, and come on back to me.
I'll give you all the lovin' you could ever, ever need, Remus!
Oh, Remus, what a pity you don't understand
you take me by the heart when you take me by the hand.
Oh, Remus, you're so pretty, can't you understand,
It's wolves like you, Remus,
Oh, what you do, Remus, do, Remus,
Don't break my heart, Remus.

Hey Remus I miss you! I had Whompy write you a song. Clearly he is confused about the fact I am an elf not a tree so I had to make some edits. But then again trees have never really been known for their brains =P PLEASE GET INTERNET BACK SOON! — somebodybemybuddyback

• 1 year ago