And then I was Custard Powder

rebeccalentil:

THIS APPEARED AS A MORAL DILEMMA, ‘CAUSE AT FIRST, IT WAS WEIRD HOW I SWORE TO ELIMINATE THE WORST OF THE PLAGUE THAT DEVOURED HUMANITY. IT’S TRUE, I WAS VAGUE ON THE HOW, SO HOW CAN IT BE THE YOU-

-HAVE SHOWN ME THE LIIIIIIIIGHT?!

IT’S A BRAND NEW DAY AND THE SUN IS HIGH,
ALL THE BIRDS ARE SINGING THAT YOU’RE GONNA DIE! 
HOW I HESITATED NOW I WONDER WHY, IT’S A BRAND NEW DAY!