Paper Towns: Everybody Chooses Prison

imarielle:

itfeelslikegold:

madelinestarr:

lastofthetimeladies:

LACEY: I actually think Ben’s tongue is like sunscreen. It’s good for your health and should be applied liberally.
RADAR: I just threw up in my mouth.
QUENTIN: Lacey, you just kind of took my will to go on.
RADAR: I wish I could stop imagining that.
QUENTIN: The very idea is so offensive that it’s actually illegal to say the words ‘Ben Starling’s tongue’ on television.
RADAR: The penalty for that law is either ten years in prison or one Ben Starling tongue bath.
QUENTIN: Everyone.
RADAR: Chooses.
QUENTIN & RADAR: Prison.

I love this part so much.

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    I want the movie version now please! :D
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    i really love the friendship of the boys in this book. And I really love Radar.
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    this part made me lol xD
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    imarielle:itfeelslikegold:madelinestarr:lastofthetimeladies:...actually think Ben’s tongue...