And then I was Custard Powder

It’s evil.

Some people I know at other universities have other names for it but they have all had it. It’s that evil bug that goes around in the first few weeks of the new year making most of the student population ill.
Guess who has it right now?

Bleh.

This year freshers flu is being made slightly more hilarious by the fact that everyone is still worried about H1N1 and looks alarmed if anyone near them so much as sneezes.
The wind up factor here is brilliant and almost worth being sick! Anytime someone annoys me I just cough and stare at them.

They get the point.

“Leave me alone or I will infect you with my swine.”