people on my dash complaining that vegemite is ‘too salty’
No.
If it’s ‘too salty’
then you’re not eating it properly.
If it’s ‘too salty’ then you’re not eating it properly.
If it’s ‘too salty’ then you’re not eating it properly.
If it’s ‘too salty’ then you’re not eating it properly.
Clearly, they’re not spreading it thick enough.
You need at least the thickness of peanut butter, spread crust-to-crust.
the problem is non-Australians spread it wayyyy to thick. It’s not fucken nutella!
Missing the joke, you’re doing it right.
If it’s ‘too salty’ then you’re not eating it properly.

