look at this slice isn’t it neat wouldn’t you say now my dinner’s complete wouldn’t you think i’m a girl a girl who has pepperoni look at this trove toppings untold how many toppings can one pizza hold lookin around here i think, shit I’ll eat everything I’ve got breadsticks and ranch sauce aplenty I’ve got ham and pineapple galore You want white pizza sauce? That stuff’s, money… But who cares No big deal I WANT MORE I wanna be Where the pizza is I wanna smell Wanna smell it cooking Load it up with three different kinds of… …What’s it called again? CHEEEEEEESE Guy’s at my door with the food I adore Take a bite and feel like I’m ready for moooooooore My pizza and me Yes, extra cheese DON’T TOUCH IT, WHOOOOORE! WHAT IS AIR. HELLO MY THEME SONG.

look at this slice

isn’t it neat

wouldn’t you say now my dinner’s complete

wouldn’t you think i’m a girl

a girl who has

pepperoni

look at this trove

toppings untold

how many toppings can one pizza hold

lookin around here i think, shit

I’ll eat everything

I’ve got breadsticks and ranch sauce aplenty

I’ve got ham and pineapple galore

You want white pizza sauce?

That stuff’s, money…

But who cares

No big deal

I WANT MORE

I wanna be

Where the pizza is

I wanna smell

Wanna smell it cooking

Load it up with three different kinds of…

…What’s it called again?

CHEEEEEEESE

Guy’s at my door

with the food I adore

Take a bite and feel like I’m ready for moooooooore

My pizza and me

Yes, extra cheese

DON’T TOUCH IT, WHOOOOORE!

WHAT IS AIR. HELLO MY THEME SONG.

(Source: highwaypegasus)

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